When I saw “Amanda Lexx“, a picture of Gene Hackman without his toupee on in Superman 1 popped into my head for a second, just a second, but it was long enough to ruin any chance of spreading Chef’s “Secret Sauce’ on Mr. Hankey for the night. But don’t let my faux pa spoil your fun!

Here’s 4 choice free galleries for you to ebaked on!

(2 votes, average: 3.5 out of 10)

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Little known to her adoring fans, a one time favorite video game star turned movie star fell upon hard times. After they trashed the 10th sequel to her famous “Tomb Raider” video game series, Laura began a quest known to friends and family as “Fridge Raider”. Lara gained nearly 80 pounds over a 10 month period, and was unable to get any work.

Fat, distraught and desperate for a payday, Laura posed for a little known pornographer out of a sleazy motel in Encino California. Soon after these photos were taken her agent called to let her know they were going to be shooting a “Tomb Raider” movie, but due to her bloated condition, she was replaced by the trim and sex Angelina Jolie (thank god).

(24 votes, average: 7.04 out of 10)

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“Met-Art.com“, a kitchen with lots food, and plenty of hand lotion.. that’s all the Chef needs to keep happy! The Chef digs seeing a hot porn star with giant DD silcone and milk bags get stuffed like a turkey by 12″ of man meat, but this high quality “art porn” is a nice breath of fresh (porn) air! Check it out, 4 more free galleries below.

(2 votes, average: 9 out of 10)

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This is funny as shit, a guy is leaving a voicemail for his buddy talking on his car phone when an accident happens right in front of him, he leaves a 3 minute long voicemail that just sounds hilarious.

(1 votes, average: 9 out of 10)

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Summer isn’t here yet, but I got a little ray of sunshine on the ole’ muffin pickle courtesy of “Terri Summers“, thanks for the free pics terry!

Here’s 4 choice free galleries for you to get ebaked on!

(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 10)

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