How many Asian chicks can you stuff in a phone booth? Probably a few extra if they were greased up and naked! At least that’s the theory, lets see the experiment in progress!

Personally I would keep em all locked in and taste the sushi upon exit, but hey, that’s “The Chef” for ya, always into the tuna!

(4 votes, average: 7 out of 10)

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I am quickly falling in lust with my gorgeous euro trash art porn model “Bellena” from Errotica-Archives.com. Her subtle smile, her body looks soft and yet is all muscley and hard. I wonder what her gynah’s like, is it really soft and warm? Or is it very muscular, the kind of gynah that grabs your cock and beats it into submission? I tried emailing the owners of the site to get Bellena’s email address or any other personal info:

Dear Mr. Errotika Archives,

I know you don’t know me, to you I am just another one of your pathetic members that pays you 30 bucks a month to look at pictures of naked girls, but I really am different.

When I was masturbating to “Bellena’s” picture today it occured to me that she is a real person, and maybe I can meet with her in real life. I like to have women suck on my baker’s dozen while I finger thier chocolate factory and then lick the tootsie roll as I drop my glazing on their melons, and “Bellena” seems to be the kind of girl that might enjoy that. I wasn’t sure at first, but I asked Ray in the next bunk over at the halfway house and he agrees, she is that type of women.

Now I know you can look up my records using my IP address from this computer, but this computer isn’t mine!! Pay no attention to those records, PLEASE, I beg you! I didn’t do any of those things, the previous owner can’t vouch for me cause he was released but I assure you it is the truth.

Anyways, I was wondering if you could be kind enough to give me Bellena’s email address so I can contact her. Please give her my alternate email address and not this one cause it’s monitored.

Thanks
Chef Ebakerton

P.S. Nevermind, I looked up the “WHOIS” registration for your domain on the internet and have your address, so I will just go there and see if I can’t find Bellena for myself.

(14 votes, average: 6.07 out of 10)

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While doing a google search for “Big tits” I stumbled upon this jewel somewhere around page 8 of the search results. What an amazing idea, can’t believe I didn’t think of this service, I could have been a millionaire (in boobs).

(2 votes, average: 6.5 out of 10)

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When Awesome Photgraphy meets gorgeous nude models, you get get “Met-Art“! The pictures of the models only in the members section are frreakin’ super hi-res quality… how hi-res? Try 3000 fucking pixels high res! If you join you also get videos, which if you check out the free met-art videos look pretty fucking sweet! I spent 20 minutes staring at their free cover art page and ended leaving some egg whites on the stove if you know what I mean.

(5 votes, average: 6.4 out of 10)

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For those of you old enough to have jerked off to an aerobic video in the 80’s, you will really appreciate this. For the rest of you, yes, we jerked off to aerobic videos when we were kids cause there was no fucking internet porn! Fuck off!

Seriously though, this is the first video without fucking in it that I seriously considered pulling out my rolling pin to make some pancakes. check it out!

(4 votes, average: 7.75 out of 10)

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