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Little April - You just got Ebaked!

Posted on: 03/08/2005
In: Chef's Porn, Teen Models

After I ebaked TeenTopanga, I decided to pay her friend & fellow “experimenter” LittleApril a visit. What do ya know, she also hard up for money and unfortunately has to live with her mommy till she can afford her own place. She was a good girl, but now she’s tired of it, and with the help of all her porn girlfriends she’s now making money selling her ass on the internet from her mom’s house! Don’t take my word for it, straight from the little girls mouth:

Hi, my name is April. I’m 5′4″, 104 lbs and I just turned 18. I’m living with my mom until I graduate. I really want to go to College but can’t afford it. I heard I can make some money doing this on the
internet, so I decided to make this site with a little help from my friends. I’m starting to explore my sexuality with myself and my girl friends. I’m tired of being a good girl it’s no fun. Thank you April! XO

Ahh the obligatory porn bio, now she’s ready to be ebaked by you!

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Best Karate Scene Ever!

Posted on: 03/07/2005
In: Chef's Humor, Funny Videos

I swear I had a dream just like this after one of my 12 hour Street Fighter 2 sessions back in 9th grade except the female ninja “Ibuki” took at least 3 minutes longer to “finish me off”… har har

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TrixieTeen - you just got Ebaked!

Posted on: 03/06/2005
In: Chef's Porn, Teen Models

Surfed over to TrixieTeen.com and she and the chef ebaked for a while. She came out smelling like biscuits, and I … wait, I mean I came out smelling like her biscuits… oh never mind.

Once again she gives us some background on herself quoted below, and all I can say is in what world would a cute little 18 year old girl like trixie become one of those long legged Vegas Showgirls?? I call Bullshit on this story:

“Hi! I’m Trixie. I just turned 18 and living in L.V. I moved here about 7 months ago to try to be a showgirl, in the mean time, One of my friends suggested I make a site to make some money. So, here we are! I really hope you like what you see and really hope you want to see more. Love and kisses, Trixie :-p”

Even if it is bullshit, who cares, Click the pictures to see her galleries and help you whip up your batter!

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How to get “Man Boobs”

Posted on: 03/05/2005
In: Chef's Humor, Misc Stuff

Not sure how I got here, but I was pulled into reading this entire article. Working on erasing the info from my memory now (but not before I try it)

You know you’ve dreamed of it since you were a little boy. You admired your mother’s ample bosom, grew green with envy when your sister began sprouting hers, couldn’t stop staring at stranger’s ones (still can’t, can you?), and now can’t get enough of your girlfriend’s/wife’s ones.

I’m talkin’ about Boobs! And now, thanks to the miracle that is tape, you yourself can also have this holiest of holies. In a quick 5 minutes, eHacked.com will transform you from an overweight pile of sludge, to the desire of all men all across the world.

Interested? Then read on…

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Chloe 18, you just got Ebaked!

Posted on: 03/01/2005
In: Chef's Porn, Teen Models

Ok, so there I was “ebaked” making my way around the nethernet, and I came across this sweet legal teen named Chloe 18 and I spent the next 5 minutes ebaken over there till I blew off some extra dough (in every sense of the word), I just love it when these models put up descriptions on their sites that tells you who they are in a paragraph, when you know for a fucking fact some nerdy IT guy is sitting there coming up with this bullshit. For example, from her site:

“Hi my name is Chloe. I’m 18 and just moved out to California from Ohio to be a star. My friend gave me the idea to do my own site to fund my college tuition. I’m really excited about my site. I really hope you like what you see here and in my members area. I update 2 times a week.\. I do all kinds of nasty and crazy stuff. I like to get naked and masturbate in public places and especially play with my friends.”

yeah, now you’re a star you dirty little internet whore, consider yourself officially “ebaked” on!

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