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Hardcore Video Weekend!

Thats right, this weekend we will be bringing you all free hardcore video galleries from our short list of favorite hardcore sex sites! First off the list are 4 great sites from my buddies at SkinVIP.com, they run AngelsOfPorn.com, BJPOV.com, NikkyBlond.com, and StrokeJob.com.

StrokeJob.com is all about guys getting stroked off by hot porn chicks.. some guys just really get into handjobs, and if you are one of them, you should fucking love this site, the mother of all handjob sites!

AngelsofPorn.com is all about the porn angels doing what they do best, fucking sucking and spreading their porn blessings around the world.

BJPOV.com is a sweet blowjob site with a spin, “POV” stands for Point of View so you get to watch them blowing guys from the guys perspective as if these hotties were blowing you.

NikkyBlond.com is the Video diary for the top hungarian porn star that is quickly becoming the top star in the industry, Nikky Blond. She blond, she’s smoking hot and definately worth dropping your ebake on! Enjoy!

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Met-Art drops more nudes on ya!

Met-art.com week continues with some new hot galleries from the masters of erotic artsy nudes you can still whack your cucumber to! Mmmm Met-art gallery!

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Celeb Nip Slip Video

This Celebrity Nip Slip compilation video contains a few nice nip slips and several see through celeb shirts. Celeb Nip Slips are great fun, it’s like the little pink nip is the prize boob jewel and the celebrity does her best to hide that nip but come really close to popping a celeb nip slip. It’s a tough life being a celeb, especially a female celeb, and being a nip, well nipples have the hardest life of all… people staring at you waiting for you to slip out, and you trying your damnest to stay under that shirt. Then when you can’t hold back any longer BINGO prime-time celeb nip slip video!!

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2fer Tuesday with Met-Art.com

There’s only 2 things that are good about Tuesdays. The first is it’s not a monday, and the other is “2-fer” deals. “2 for the price of 1″ on Tuesday deals originated way back in the 20th century with the marketing genius of Marty McTewfor, a struggling door to door snake oil peddler from Oklahoma City. One dismal Tuesday as Marty McTewfor was out walking the beat knocking on doors as he did every other day for the 10 previous years he thought “If I don’t sell twice as many bottles of my liniment today as I did yesterday I’m really fucked”. The next door he knocked on he said “Hello Mrs. Jones I’m Marty McTewfor the Snake Oil salesman and today is your lucky day, it’s Tuesday or as I like to call it ‘2 for 1 day’ and that means you get 2 bottles for the price of 1!” Well sure enough Marty McTewfor had 2x the sales of the previous Monday and thus started the marketing legend of Marty “Tewfor” Tuesday. After word of his successful 2 for the price of 1 marketing scheme got around soon dime stores were having 2 for the price of 1 sales every Tuesday on candy and makeup, window companies had 2 for 1 sales, hamburger joints had 2 burgers for the price of 1, and radio stations played 2 songs in a row by the same artist every Tuesday from then upto today. If you visit Farrington Cemetery in Oklahoma city today you will see 2 very large gravestones side by side that both read “Here lies Marty McTewfer, he bought this plot and stone on Tuesday so he got the other free”. True story!! I read it on the Internet!

To honor Marty McTewfor on his 50th memorial we present 2 girls kissing, 2 sets of great tits, 2 hot assburgers, 2 .. lesbians per Met-art.com gallery!! YAY!!

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Your Momma so fat..

Posted on: 05/08/2005
In: Misc Fun, Funny Story, Chef's Humor, Misc Stuff

An ode to your mother on this holiest of all days to be a “Momma”:

Your momma so fat…

When she hauls butt she has to make two trips.

When she dances she makes the band skip.

When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave your momma 13 years to live.

She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Her butt has its own congressman.

Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.

Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Her driver’s license says “Picture continued on other side.”

The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

“Place Your Ad Here” is printed on each of your momma’s butt cheeks.

All the restaurants in town have signs that say: “Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma”

When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

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