Part Two of Met-Art.com stole my Nut Grease! Ok, the other Met-Art girl that stole my nut grease is Met-Art Jenya the hot little 19 year old vixen. I am sure you were all holding your breath wondering which girl it would be right? Bahhhh whaddevahhhh!

 
 

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Pardon the crude title of this post, but I was just being honest. Met-Art just released 8 fresh new Met-Art Galleries and it has 2 of my favorite girls in them. Met-Art Mandy is one of my new girlfriends, ok, so she’s not my girlfriend, but I did enter my met-art.com password for the member’s section and download the full resolution 4000×8000 picture of her, print it out and dropped my gogurt all over her sweet natural face. OF course you could print out the lower resolution pics of Met-Art.com girls from their free pic galleries I post here, but then they’d be all pixelated and shitty looking. I’ll post my other girl in a couple days, enjoy part 1 today and drop your calamari!

 
 

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Two pretty disturbing videos featuring my brothas in craziness… “Holdin down my corna Niggah” and “Jawah UFO on demand Niggah” both aren’t to be messed with!

 

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Hot new free Teen picture galleries from brandydidder.com. Brandi Didder is one of the freshest rising 18 year old teen models on the net. See Brandy Didder diking out with her girlfriends getting hot and naked of course, since we all know this is what real 18 year old girls do when there are no guys around after classes (right). Let’s see what Brandy Didder says about herself on her mandatory web porn chick please join my site plea…

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Welcome to my very first website! I’m 18 years old and I’ve been pretty much on my own for awhile. I going to school to be a fashion designer and I thought having my own site would be a perfect way to meet people and might help with my future career plans. Plus, there’s nothing like the rush of knowing someone’s watching you strip, masturbate, or get it on with another girl! My first lesbian experience was in high school. I had two different girls I’d mess around with, but once they found out about each other, they cut me off! So since then, it’s been nothing but men. Until Lightspeed, that is. ;) Come on in and chat for a bit! I’m new to the porn scene, but I think I’m catching on pretty quick! Love
to hear any pointers you’ve got!

Brandy Didder
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Rrrright Brandy, like anyone believes that story… more like “Hey I’m some 18 year old who’s doing this site to support her growing meth addiction. This really cute guy picked me up at the mall and pays me like $200 everytime I finger myself infront of the camera. I am going to be movie star once I save up enough money from doing this site so I can get a bus ticket.

LOL, BrandyDidder.com, you just got Ebaked!

 
 

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Volume 2 of the Sicktionary goes one step beyond Volume 1, well, it goes waaay the fuck beyond it. This is just absolutely horribly disgusting and we know because we’re the ones that come up with the more outrageous ones. Alot of women were harmed and horribly emotionally scarred in the process, but we think the end product was well worth it.

The Sicktionary Volume II

1. Seal the Envelope - When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope.

2. Frosting the Cake - When you are about to cum, blow a load all over her chest. Then take your dick and evenly spread the Jism around the breasts and over the nipples. Then stick some candles on it and start singing “Happy Birthday.” Then blow out the candles.

3. The Houdini - this maneuver is accomplished while going at it doggy style. As you feel you are about to cum, you pull out and spit on the small of her back (making her think you’ve finished…). It’s at the point when she turns around when *BAM!* You bust your load in her face (in the eye if you’ve got proper aiming techniques down.) Also known as the Doug Hennings and the David Copperfield.

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