There’s only 2 things that are good about Tuesdays. The first is it’s not a monday, and the other is “2-fer” deals. “2 for the price of 1″ on Tuesday deals originated way back in the 20th century with the marketing genius of Marty McTewfor, a struggling door to door snake oil peddler from Oklahoma City. One dismal Tuesday as Marty McTewfor was out walking the beat knocking on doors as he did every other day for the 10 previous years he thought “If I don’t sell twice as many bottles of my liniment today as I did yesterday I’m really fucked”. The next door he knocked on he said “Hello Mrs. Jones I’m Marty McTewfor the Snake Oil salesman and today is your lucky day, it’s Tuesday or as I like to call it ‘2 for 1 day’ and that means you get 2 bottles for the price of 1!” Well sure enough Marty McTewfor had 2x the sales of the previous Monday and thus started the marketing legend of Marty “Tewfor” Tuesday. After word of his successful 2 for the price of 1 marketing scheme got around soon dime stores were having 2 for the price of 1 sales every Tuesday on candy and makeup, window companies had 2 for 1 sales, hamburger joints had 2 burgers for the price of 1, and radio stations played 2 songs in a row by the same artist every Tuesday from then upto today. If you visit Farrington Cemetery in Oklahoma city today you will see 2 very large gravestones side by side that both read “Here lies Marty McTewfer, he bought this plot and stone on Tuesday so he got the other free”. True story!! I read it on the Internet!

To honor Marty McTewfor on his 50th memorial we present 2 girls kissing, 2 sets of great tits, 2 hot assburgers, 2 .. lesbians per “Met-art.com gallery!! YAY!!

 
 

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