“Met-art.com run on this site is almost done, think they already sent us some of these pics, but oh well I’ll get some of their competition up this week to, for now lets wrap up Met-art gallery extravaganza !

 
 

(7 votes, average: 4.57 out of 10)

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“Met-art.com week continues with some new hot galleries from the masters of erotic artsy nudes you can still whack your cucumber to! Mmmm Met-art gallery!

 
 

(9 votes, average: 7.78 out of 10)

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“Met-art.com has just given us the rights to run 12 new exclusive sets of Met-Art Girl galleries over the next 3 days. They are damn hot and we would be crazy not to put me to use… right? So we are posting 4 per day for the next three days..
then we will resume biz as usual. For now, get your puds out and enjoy the finer nudity that comes only from high quality erotica sites like Met-Art.com!

 
 

(11 votes, average: 8.09 out of 10)

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There’s only 2 things that are good about Tuesdays. The first is it’s not a monday, and the other is “2-fer” deals. “2 for the price of 1″ on Tuesday deals originated way back in the 20th century with the marketing genius of Marty McTewfor, a struggling door to door snake oil peddler from Oklahoma City. One dismal Tuesday as Marty McTewfor was out walking the beat knocking on doors as he did every other day for the 10 previous years he thought “If I don’t sell twice as many bottles of my liniment today as I did yesterday I’m really fucked”. The next door he knocked on he said “Hello Mrs. Jones I’m Marty McTewfor the Snake Oil salesman and today is your lucky day, it’s Tuesday or as I like to call it ‘2 for 1 day’ and that means you get 2 bottles for the price of 1!” Well sure enough Marty McTewfor had 2x the sales of the previous Monday and thus started the marketing legend of Marty “Tewfor” Tuesday. After word of his successful 2 for the price of 1 marketing scheme got around soon dime stores were having 2 for the price of 1 sales every Tuesday on candy and makeup, window companies had 2 for 1 sales, hamburger joints had 2 burgers for the price of 1, and radio stations played 2 songs in a row by the same artist every Tuesday from then upto today. If you visit Farrington Cemetery in Oklahoma city today you will see 2 very large gravestones side by side that both read “Here lies Marty McTewfer, he bought this plot and stone on Tuesday so he got the other free”. True story!! I read it on the Internet!

To honor Marty McTewfor on his 50th memorial we present 2 girls kissing, 2 sets of great tits, 2 hot assburgers, 2 .. lesbians per “Met-art.com gallery!! YAY!!

 
 

(4 votes, average: 4 out of 10)

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Nothing like getting quoted on another porn site and being used as part of their site’s sales pitch.. check out my review on the right column under the words “Testimonial” on Errotica-Archives.com update page. here. I wish they would have at least linked back, then again, I am stealing all their galleries to make it look like I actually have something on this site, so I guess we are even. Speaking of stolen Errotica-Archives pics, here’s 100% Chef spankable approved 4 new galleries!

 

 

(3 votes, average: 5 out of 10)

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