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LSG Model Funny Video

Posted on: 05/25/2007
In: Chef's Humor, Funny Videos

LSG models recently posted to YouTube.com this hilarious video of them just trying to get their Eastern European models to do a promo spot for to show how frustrating it can be to work with one of these hotties. No porn here, just very frustrated and very hot models that speak very bad broken “Engrish”, yes that’s misspelled on purpose! Watch the first video, it’s pretty funny.. regular porn coming in a bit.

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ParisExposed Tampon Video

lol, ParisExposed videos have been out for 2 days and already the spoofs on clips from them are pouring in.. if you haven’t seen the videos yet than you wouldn’t know how many great opportunities for Paris Hilton Video spoofs these videos have.. Paris is an endless source of entertainment!! (last hilton post I swear!)

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Dr Spock gets Closer

Posted on: 10/14/2006
In: Chef's Humor, Funny Videos

Being a NIN fan, and a semi sci-fi geek, this creepy video of Dr. Spock seducing Kirk to NIN’s “Closer” caught my eye, very well done, see if you can spot the spliced in porn scene.

Well I decided when I’m too lazy to rant about something I’ll just post something that made me laugh or impressed me today from YouTube since they let you embed their videos on any site you want. Fucking YouTube tools are gonna make billions and I can’t even make a couple million running this site.. bastards.

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Mark Foley vs North Korea

Posted on: 10/10/2006
In: Chef's News, Chef's Humor, Rants, Vote

Unless you’ve been living under a rock you have been slammed over and over by the media about the story of Congressman Foley hot instant messges with the 16 year old congressional pages. It got so much attention it was STILL the leading story ever half hour on FOX, CNN, and MSNBC even the day after North Korea let off a fucking nuclear bomb. What the fuck does this say about what your average TV viewing slob thinks according to the media? We care more about about some purve pedoass homo than North Korea dropping nuclear bombs? You better fucking believe it!

Mark Foley, the guy who helped write the laws against soliciting minors online for sex, is going to be one of the first to be prosecuted under it. Talk about ironic justice. Now people are acting shocked that some Republicans were protecting Foley, and of course Democrats are running around with their political boners in hand screaming for blood, and blood they shall get this November.. Republicans, corrupt, rotten to the core and in power and Democrats, corrupt, rotten to the core and craving the power. There’s no fucking difference between the two.

Then there’s North Korea. Democrats seeing another opportunity to blast Bush and the Republican for not “Being tough” on North Korea for 6 years, the same Democrats who cried like bitches that Bush was an out of control “cowboy” for being too tough and quick on the trigger with Iraq. How soon the Democrats forget Clinton was the one who gave them hundreds of millions in aid and light water nuclear power plants during the mid 1990’s last time N Korea threatened nuclear proliferation! All N. Korea did with the money was buy more parts to quickly use the nuclear technology Clinton gave em to make weapon grade nuclear material. Bunch of ass clowns.

I always thought the U.S. was so big and powerful that we could just tap the CIA and they would do some crazy super secret mission with a group of like 5 elite operatives and sneak in and kidnap, kill, brainwash any political target in the world. If that were true we would have read about Saddam dying from rare disease, Hezbolah, Hammas and Al-Queda all catching AIDS from eachother and tommorow news would read “North Korean leader Kim Jong-il, and Iran’s President Ahmadinejad found dead in a hotel room amongst an orgy of sex toys, and porn.. 16 year old congressional page found at the bottom of the pile, Mark Foley seen fleeing the scene.” - we could only be so lucky.

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BeaverBong …. WTF?

Have we as a collective bunch of Porn site whores become so depraved, so desperate for something new and more shocking that we have resorted to smoking bongs out of girls gynah’s? Well fuck yes apparently! BeaverBong.com has taken sex and vaginas to a whole new level of tardness, and goddamit if I didn’t laugh my ass off and get a little chub from watching these
BeaverBong videos. Smoking weed out of girls pussies! Now why the fuck didn’t I think of that!

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