Another shitty Monday come and gone and I got nothing to show for it except a handful of videos. What’s up with “Funny Videos make Jesus cry” title for this post? I just got sick of trying to come up with descriptive titles, and it’s the first thing that came to mind.. so fuggit!

Personally I always thought to myself “why aren’t more hot porn videos set to really annoying campy cheesy songs”? Then I came across this amazingly hot video and at first I didn’t understand why they chose the song to go over this amazingly hot webcam chick masturbation video.. then about halfway through it became very obvious and fitting indeed!

Speaking of banana’s, when I was a teenager in my mom’s house I got busted greasing my banana on a few occasions. I promise you the scene was nothing like this video. I think the first time my Mom called our church’s priest up and I got a lecture about how all boys who touch their “holy places” make jesus cry. The second time my mom ripped my covers off and started beating me with her slipper while my 2 little sisters laughed. This video kinda scared me for a second when the mom saus “I know it feels good”, thought she was about to jump in the sack with little Johnny! What fucking universe was this filmed in??


Now I have been told it’s illegal to masturbate in the privacy of your own car, but under these circumstances I’d willingly take jail time and a fine. Call me crazy but I truly believe that my car came out 90% cleaner after this car wash using super secret breast action cleaning techniques although now it needs an interior stain removal service!



You ever see those live news segments and think to yourself “wouldn’t it be funny if” Well this is one of those “ifs”. Check out the hockey check this live action reporter gives the bitch lol!


This video I just filed under “Things not to let your kid do”.. I think top one would be to teach a 4 year old how to kill ducks with a gun that can floor him. What the flying fuck are his parents thinking?


Things not to do when dealing with riot police who just beat up your friend… filed under “when a stupid bitch gets what she deserves”..

(4 votes, average: 5.5 out of 10)

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Watching the BBQ banana video we are reminded of just how far idiots will go in that late highschool early college years for a little attention. Usually when you make it to the ER, you come off as a little desperate, but fuckit, it makes for a great internet video clip.

Those office parties are always fun, you get to hang out with the people you see every single day for way too long and can’t stand, add alcohol, a video camera and you’re guarenteed drunk chicks like this doing something stupid on video in front of the boss. Don’t feel bad, later in the night she lets him fuck her in the ass and she gets her job back!!

Ever wonder how fast an armless guy can swim? Pretty fucking fast apparently.. guess they won’t be calling him “Bob” anymore.

And finally my favorite new toy, Virtual Bartender 2… I can’t tell you how excited I am about this video. Just wish someone would make it with actual nudity so I can chuck some gogurt on my screen. To get you started, try the obvious words like “kiss, boobs, ass” keep guessing new words, I’ll leave my list of words in the comments so I don’t spoil it, if you find new ones, add em!

 

 

(1 votes, average: 10 out of 10)

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Ever hear a realllly bad song, I mean really fucking bad song and yet somehow you can’t stop humming it the rest of the day. Then it gets to the point you are trying to work on something and the damn shitty song pops back in your head and it make you want to scream? Then you start to feel like “hey, why not share my pain with everyone else? Why should I suffer alone? I really hate real world people” so here’s my torment..it’s by “Group X” enjoy!

(2 votes, average: 8 out of 10)

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The Gods punish she who cheats on live television! Talk about a video clip for your news anchor resume’, she’ll be more well known than Jane Paulie if this clips keeps getting passed around! Fucking priceless!

(2 votes, average: 5.5 out of 10)

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This video has so much “OWNAGE” in it, it’s gonna make you want to whack one of your best friends over the head witha shovel. The Chef got so psyched up, he tried jumping over his stove with the burners shooting flames up 3 feet, and we punched him in the nuts after nothing bad happened…. OWNED!

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