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Wild Time Girls

Well the holidays are over, the new year has come and past, and now you are just left with boring drab cold ass winter.. but not to worry, spring break is just a couple months away and the Wild Time Girls are gonna put that extra spring in your step till you get there! Yes, I know this isn’t the usual grogeous polished erotic nude site that’s usually posted, but I got a bad case of the winter blahs and Wild Time Girls is what I needed, it’s what we all need so cum get some!

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Sophie Moone

sweetSophieMoone.com is the one and only official homepage of the blonde vixen, Sophie Moone (aka Sophie Sweet, Sasha Saint). With daily diary, photo and video updates, you could be sure that you’ll get your daily dose of Sophie. Get Real behind the pornstar looks at Sophie’s real life photos and backstage videos besides the professional high quality sets. Finally a site where Sophie Moone could invite her true girlfriends and indulge in the nastiest, wildest sex ever! If you too jerk off to Sophie Moone and want to get a closer look on her everyday life, this is the perfect place for you! Visit her exclusive club for more!

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The Sicktionary Volume II

Volume 2 of the Sicktionary goes one step beyond Volume 1, well, it goes waaay the fuck beyond it. This is just absolutely horribly disgusting and we know because we’re the ones that come up with the more outrageous ones. Alot of women were harmed and horribly emotionally scarred in the process, but we think the end product was well worth it.

The Sicktionary Volume II

1. Seal the Envelope - When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope.

2. Frosting the Cake - When you are about to cum, blow a load all over her chest. Then take your dick and evenly spread the Jism around the breasts and over the nipples. Then stick some candles on it and start singing “Happy Birthday.” Then blow out the candles.

3. The Houdini - this maneuver is accomplished while going at it doggy style. As you feel you are about to cum, you pull out and spit on the small of her back (making her think you’ve finished…). It’s at the point when she turns around when *BAM!* You bust your load in her face (in the eye if you’ve got proper aiming techniques down.) Also known as the Doug Hennings and the David Copperfield.

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The Sicktionary Volume I

This is a two part series of debauchery. With all the new sex slang and complicated sex moves you don’t want to miss this. Have you ever been with a women and she asked you to give her “The Flying Camel” or a “Chili Dog” and you just stare at her blankly cause you have no idea what the fuck she is talking about? Don’t let this happen! Put your reading glasses on and catch up on all the nastiest new sex acts now…

The Sicktionary Volume I

1. Fishhook - A variation of “The Shocker” (an uninvited digit placed in the girl’s anus ) in which, with the finger still up there, you “hook” back in the direction the pussy. No real purpose here other than to think to yourself while doing it, “ahhh yes the Fishhook……”. Another variation called the “New Jersey Meathook” involves sticking your uninvited digit in the girl’s anus while fucking her from behind. You finger is then turned upward toward her back and you pull her entire body toward you over and over while she is sliding on your cock.

2. Gaylord Perry - Going to only one knuckle during an anal probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle-ball pitcher proud and use multiple digits on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of 2 knuckles required (either on one finger or on multiple).

3. The Rear Admiral - An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (with both partners standing), make sure you don’t let her grab onto anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that the momentum pushes her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table, or have her trip and fall on her face. You attain the status of Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips. continue…

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Your Momma so fat..

Posted on: 05/08/2005
In: Misc Fun, Funny Story, Chef's Humor, Misc Stuff

An ode to your mother on this holiest of all days to be a “Momma”:

Your momma so fat…

When she hauls butt she has to make two trips.

When she dances she makes the band skip.

When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave your momma 13 years to live.

She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Her butt has its own congressman.

Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.

Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Her driver’s license says “Picture continued on other side.”

The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

“Place Your Ad Here” is printed on each of your momma’s butt cheeks.

All the restaurants in town have signs that say: “Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma”

When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

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