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Mark Foley vs North Korea

Posted on: 10/10/2006
In: Chef's News, Chef's Humor, Rants, Vote

Unless you’ve been living under a rock you have been slammed over and over by the media about the story of Congressman Foley hot instant messges with the 16 year old congressional pages. It got so much attention it was STILL the leading story ever half hour on FOX, CNN, and MSNBC even the day after North Korea let off a fucking nuclear bomb. What the fuck does this say about what your average TV viewing slob thinks according to the media? We care more about about some purve pedoass homo than North Korea dropping nuclear bombs? You better fucking believe it!

Mark Foley, the guy who helped write the laws against soliciting minors online for sex, is going to be one of the first to be prosecuted under it. Talk about ironic justice. Now people are acting shocked that some Republicans were protecting Foley, and of course Democrats are running around with their political boners in hand screaming for blood, and blood they shall get this November.. Republicans, corrupt, rotten to the core and in power and Democrats, corrupt, rotten to the core and craving the power. There’s no fucking difference between the two.

Then there’s North Korea. Democrats seeing another opportunity to blast Bush and the Republican for not “Being tough” on North Korea for 6 years, the same Democrats who cried like bitches that Bush was an out of control “cowboy” for being too tough and quick on the trigger with Iraq. How soon the Democrats forget Clinton was the one who gave them hundreds of millions in aid and light water nuclear power plants during the mid 1990’s last time N Korea threatened nuclear proliferation! All N. Korea did with the money was buy more parts to quickly use the nuclear technology Clinton gave em to make weapon grade nuclear material. Bunch of ass clowns.

I always thought the U.S. was so big and powerful that we could just tap the CIA and they would do some crazy super secret mission with a group of like 5 elite operatives and sneak in and kidnap, kill, brainwash any political target in the world. If that were true we would have read about Saddam dying from rare disease, Hezbolah, Hammas and Al-Queda all catching AIDS from eachother and tommorow news would read “North Korean leader Kim Jong-il, and Iran’s President Ahmadinejad found dead in a hotel room amongst an orgy of sex toys, and porn.. 16 year old congressional page found at the bottom of the pile, Mark Foley seen fleeing the scene.” - we could only be so lucky.

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Happy Presents Day!

Posted on: 12/25/2005
In: Chef's News

Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, joyous Kwanzaa, Enjoy the Festivus, and a very Happy Presents Day!!
This is what we really all hoped to get for christmas:

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“That’s My Niggah” Day!

Two pretty disturbing videos featuring my brothas in craziness… “Holdin down my corna Niggah” and “Jawah UFO on demand Niggah” both aren’t to be messed with!

Click to watch video of guy summoning UFOs, live on the news   Click to watch gangster guy fucking shit up on TV
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The Sicktionary Volume II

Volume 2 of the Sicktionary goes one step beyond Volume 1, well, it goes waaay the fuck beyond it. This is just absolutely horribly disgusting and we know because we’re the ones that come up with the more outrageous ones. Alot of women were harmed and horribly emotionally scarred in the process, but we think the end product was well worth it.

The Sicktionary Volume II

1. Seal the Envelope - When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope.

2. Frosting the Cake - When you are about to cum, blow a load all over her chest. Then take your dick and evenly spread the Jism around the breasts and over the nipples. Then stick some candles on it and start singing “Happy Birthday.” Then blow out the candles.

3. The Houdini - this maneuver is accomplished while going at it doggy style. As you feel you are about to cum, you pull out and spit on the small of her back (making her think you’ve finished…). It’s at the point when she turns around when *BAM!* You bust your load in her face (in the eye if you’ve got proper aiming techniques down.) Also known as the Doug Hennings and the David Copperfield.

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