Here’s the latest in the Femjoy.com series. If you missed the original Trilogy, here’s a rundown: Femjoy Episode I, Femjoy Episode II The Tits Strike Back, and Femjoy Episode III - Revenge of my Boner“Femjoy Episode IV - A New Poke”…. and now I fucked up and realized I used up My Empire Strikes back porn name for Episode 2, so here’s “Femjoy Episode 5 The Tits Strike Back- AGAIN!”.

Not very creative title ehh? You think it’s easy coming up with the porn titles? I worked in a Porn movie company where we released and released close to 800 movies a month, and coming up with these title over and over again is fucking tedious and you start losing it. I’ll tell you my secret, I just look up some porn titles, and start combining them! Lemmme show ya, say I need a long catchy lesbian video title that has the word “Beaver” in it. So I goto a porn video site and type in “Beaver” (click the titles to follow along, no there are no pop ups or traps). Ok, on this page we have “Eager Beaver”, “Bald Beaver Blast”, “Mr Beaver Checks In”, “Young Eager Beavers”. So I just start combing them.. “Young Lesbian Beaver Blast”, “Eager Bald Lesbian Beaver”, “Mr. Beaver Lesbian Blast”, and so on and so forth.

A better example is for a cumshot video using the word “Cum”. Ok, using “cum” on my sex DVD store, we get lots of fun titles. “Wadd Squad”, “Cum one Cum All”, “Cum Dumpsters”, “Buckets of Cum”, “Cum Stains”, and my personal favorite, “Cum Drunk Whores”. LEts see… we can get sooo many.. “Cum in my Bucket”, “Whore Squad Drunk on Cum”, “Cum Whores with Cum Stained Dumpsters”, “Cum Stained Cum Whores Eat Buckets of Cum from the Cum Dumpster”. “Young Bald Beaver Blasting Cum Whores Drunk on Dumsters of Cumstains”. “Mr. Beaver Blasts Stains on the Bald Cum Whores Drunk Buckets behind the Dumpster”. You See, it’s really easy to just lose it.

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