‘Twas the night before christmas and all through Chef’s house
Not a computer was stirring no clicks from a mouse;The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes a hottie would soon appear there;Chef was nestled in all snug in his bed
While visions of nude babes danced in his headJust then from the chimney a MET-ART babe appeared
“play with my body” she cheerfully jeeredChef got a boner and with great delight
grabbed her breasts and gave her nipples a biteAfter hours of playing chef blew his load
the model wiped her mouth clean & out of bed she doveI am sorry chef our time is up
more Ebaker’s need me, out the door I must rushShe sprang on her sleigh all nude and glittery
it was quite the site she was so very prettyin her sleigh of nude women Away she flew
Chef was thankful his ballz were no longer bluehe heard her exclaim, when she flew out of sight,
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night.”
-hey, not bad for 10 minutes huh? Have a good one guys, enjoy the medley of christmas porn below, see ya on the 26th!


















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