Hey fellow ebakers, in honor of the poop’s death we had taken a few days off, but now The Chef is back and chock full of porn and naughty humor to drop on ya, so grab the back of your scrotum and tug, you are about to blow your “Gogurt” all over your screen!

Nothing worse than getting busted doing this with cartoons (video)
Cloaking devices do exist, you just need 8 tentacles..(video)
Cameltoe of the Latino kind..
Cameltoe of the Xray Vision kind
Speaking of Cameltoes, try this burger out..

(8 votes, average: 6 out of 10)

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The Gods punish she who cheats on live television! Talk about a video clip for your news anchor resume’, she’ll be more well known than Jane Paulie if this clips keeps getting passed around! Fucking priceless!

(2 votes, average: 5.5 out of 10)

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If you ever need to get “laid” MissLuana.com is a great place to start. Luana Lani (cum and lay me) is a smoking hot Hawaiin babe and The Chef had the pleasure of baking with her a few times during some photoshoots in the LA area. She was featured in Playboy’s “Wet n’ Wild edition this past January and I think she has a good shot of being on the cover in the near future. IF she does’nt make it to the cover and make it “big time” I owe her a pig roast and she gets to eat a pineapple ring hangin’ off my yogurt spout.. either way, THE CHEF ALWAYS WINS and so do you, cause we are going to do it on her webcam!

 

 

(8 votes, average: 8.75 out of 10)

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This video has so much “OWNAGE” in it, it’s gonna make you want to whack one of your best friends over the head witha shovel. The Chef got so psyched up, he tried jumping over his stove with the burners shooting flames up 3 feet, and we punched him in the nuts after nothing bad happened…. OWNED!

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Peachez18.com Not only is she a smoking hot babe, but she’s named after food!! The Chef digs beating off to food like porn! Seriously though, I met her in Vegas and she’s a super sweetheart, and I promised her I’d share her with my fans… and how could I not share my Peachez with the rest of the class? MMMmmmm peachez!

 

 

(6 votes, average: 8.33 out of 10)

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