If you ever need to get “laid” MissLuana.com is a great place to start. Luana Lani (cum and lay me) is a smoking hot Hawaiin babe and The Chef had the pleasure of baking with her a few times during some photoshoots in the LA area. She was featured in Playboy’s “Wet n’ Wild edition this past January and I think she has a good shot of being on the cover in the near future. IF she does’nt make it to the cover and make it “big time” I owe her a pig roast and she gets to eat a pineapple ring hangin’ off my yogurt spout.. either way, THE CHEF ALWAYS WINS and so do you, cause we are going to do it on her webcam!

 

 

(8 votes, average: 8.75 out of 10)

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This video has so much “OWNAGE” in it, it’s gonna make you want to whack one of your best friends over the head witha shovel. The Chef got so psyched up, he tried jumping over his stove with the burners shooting flames up 3 feet, and we punched him in the nuts after nothing bad happened…. OWNED!

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Peachez18.com Not only is she a smoking hot babe, but she’s named after food!! The Chef digs beating off to food like porn! Seriously though, I met her in Vegas and she’s a super sweetheart, and I promised her I’d share her with my fans… and how could I not share my Peachez with the rest of the class? MMMmmmm peachez!

 

 

(6 votes, average: 8.33 out of 10)

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It all started with this picture:


A hilarious candid moment of a fat chick wearing a shirt too small, fat flab hanging out captured in a priceless kick pose in mosh pit with some dudes making funny faces at her in the background. On it’s own, a very funny picture worthy of sending around the office and making it one of those annoying pic you get in the email from that one friend who has to send you every stupid picture they find to their annoy 50 people mailing list. Then the photoshops came and ohh they were so funny..

(10 votes, average: 6.3 out of 10)

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Please keep hands and feet in the car at all times. The internet would be really fucking boring if it weren’t for dipshit 16 year olds getting video cameras for christmas and shit. Fucking ouch, if he lives guess he’ll be a flatface motherfucker from now on. OUCH!

(3 votes, average: 5.33 out of 10)

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