Tonight’s recipe calls for some furious mouse clicking and plenty of one handed typing courtesy of my latest ebaked adventure “Teen Topanga”
Teen Topanga is an interesting character, apparently she turned 18 and just started “experimenting” with her body. Experimenting?? What is she doing? Is she injecting herself with some experimental cancer treatments? Cutting off a hand and seeing how long it takes to regenerate? I dunno, but lets see what she has to say:
Hi my name is Topanga. I’m 18 and just started college down here in Sothern California. All my friends have always said that I would be famous one day, and maybe with your help I will be. I’ve been experimenting with my body for a few years now and I’m starting to get real good at it. I like to try a lot of new things including playing with my girlfriends. I hope you will join my site and most importantly,
I hope you like what you see. XOXOXO
ahh, reading those little fake bios is like a warm oven mitt around my cake batter spurting icing dispenser.
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